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or at least that is what good old Billy Shakespeare told me.
On that note, hello, and welcome to my life...um Blog. Basically this blog is devoted to everything and anything. Musicals, Theatre, ballet, tap, dancing, Broadway, world travel, funny posts, OWLS, rants, Harry potter, Starkid, LOTR, ELEPHANTS, book quotes, DOGS. In other words, this is my life in pictures, videos, rants, words and posts.

I hope you enjoy

idareyoutodobetter:

I saw Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2 over the weekend, and I freaking loved it! I think I’ve been able to track down the names of all of the foodimals that were created for the movie, so I thought I’d share them with the rest of you, in case there were any foodimals you saw during the movie that you were like “what the hell is that!?” Cause I know there were some that I didn’t recognize right off the bat. (I’m looking at you Apple Pie-Thon). Anyways, Here’s the list!

  • Eggplanatee
  • Buttoad
  • Apple Pie-Thon
  • Buffaloaf
  • Lemmins
  • PB & Jelly Fish
  • Sasquash
  • Wild Scallions
  • Cantelope
  • Hippopotatomus
  • Flamango
  • Watermelophant
  • Susheep
  • Meatballrus
  • Crab Cakes
  • Tacodile Supreme
  • Shrimpanzee
  • Cheespider
  • Fruit Cockatiel
  • Mosquitoast
  • Subwhale
  • Kiwi
  • Bananostrich
  • Wildebeet
  • Cucumbird
  • Leek
  • Strawberries
  • Pickles
  • Blueberries
  • The Hot Dog Guy
  • Pizza Man
  • Tomato
  • Piece of Cake
  • Marshmallows

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER


vintagesportspictures:

Australian swim team (1919)

vintagesportspictures:

Australian swim team (1919)



*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

chibird:

Less worrying about silly things, more cake and self confidence!

chibird:

Less worrying about silly things, more cake and self confidence!


theimprobablenone:

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER


I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.

I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’

I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.


Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via elementarystan)

jennysayshello:

hemicoupe:

She’s 52 Months

Get this grown ass woman out this stroller please

jennysayshello:

hemicoupe:

She’s 52 Months

Get this grown ass woman out this stroller please


pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.


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